Why Am I So Pissed Off?

I was walking home when I met this beautiful lady and she took me to her house. When we both took our clothes off, her husband was driving in. So quickly, she tried to hide me. I couldn't find anywhere else to hide besides the edge of the window. So I heard the husband say, "Oh, you did that for me already? Well hold on, let me get ready." He was so desperate that he pissed outside the window, ON ME!!! Then he took a fucking CRAP ON ME!!! After hours and hours of hearing them grunting and moaning, they were finally done. Assuming this guy was lazy enough, he throws his condom out the window ON ME!!!! I was getting worried about what might happened next. I devived to rather jump off the window and die. When I looked down, I see that I'm only 2 feet from the driveway! THAT'S WHY IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF!